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Wolverine

1. The preeminent badass of the Marvel Universe. A 5'3" hair covered Canadian mutant, whose trade mark adamantium skeleton and razor sharp claws are the stuff of legend. He is so gnarly that he's spent the last century perpetually kicking ass in the early morning and taking names in the afternoon and coming back for supper to kick ass again.
Examples of his incredible bad assness

#1

Wolverine: Rowra! (slash slash slash off screen)

Jean: Wolverine, what are you doing?

Wolverine: Tell Cyclops I made his jeep...a convertible.

#2

Cyclops: We're going to save the Juggernauts sorry life. Don't bother telling me you don't like it.

Wolverine: *lets out claws* I don't like it.

#3

Wolverine (to Sabretooth): "you always liked picking on people smaller than you! Well I'm smaller! Try picking ON ME RARARWA"

#4

Wolverine: Cyclops I got something to say to you!

Cyclops: I don't wan-(punched in the gut)

Wolverine: Next time I won't be so nice.

#5

Gambit: Ah! (scared by sentinel head)

Wolverine: Usually it takes a whole sentinel to scare most people.

#6

Wolverine (to Sabretooth) "Grow that back"
(cuts off Sabretooth's balls)

#7

Wolverine: Hey TIN MAN (to sentinel) I'm sending you back to OZ! *lets claws out*
by IamtheNight November 17, 2009
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Wolverine

To go physically beserk or mindlessly insane on someone or something....

To lose all control over oneself that allows one's primal instincts to reign free....

Any amount of physically severe destruction released in short bursts of anger....
This guy went all-out 'Wolverine' on the thug because of what that other guy did to his sister!
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michigan wolverines

A football program whose best days were in the great depression era. They truly suck in today's time and are guranteed to be shittier with rich rodriguez as coach. They make fun of ohio state fans yet they get their asses beat by them every year by more than 3 touchdowns. Bad colors, lack of talent, and the city ann arbor all equal to a program that recruits and people in general find as crap on a stick.
Billy- The Michigan Wolverines are the winningest program in college football.
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."
by kellis13 July 25, 2009
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Dino: Have you hear of the new guy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff? Hes so hot
Bode: I know right.
Luke: Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff looks ugly
Dino, Bode: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?!
by Dinosaur_boi April 14, 2022
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wolvves

wolvves is the URL of a self-proclaimed tumblr god. he is cocky, extremely self-centered douchebag, a dumb equivocator. follow at your own risk!
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by 8768765 December 21, 2010
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the wolverine

after sticking your first 3 fingers into a girls vigina, you qucikly spread them apart just like when the superhero wolverine does when he is ready to fight.
"Dude I gave her the wolverine"
by T-Murr April 18, 2008
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Wolvesville

Online version of the classic social deduction game Werewolf/Mafia. It was previously known as Werewolf Online.
Guy 1: My wife said she's going out with her friends but she's totally cheating on me.
Guy 2: How can you tell she's lying?
Guy 1: I'm level 891 on Wolvesville.
by VΑSI August 19, 2022
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