Grand Wizard

Highest authority in the KKK

Go talk to the Grand Wizard about where the lynching is going to happen.

by CMONEY November 19, 2004

wizard tits

Tits so glorious they cast a magic spell on you. The only way to break the spell is to bang the beholder of said Wizard tits, or else they will haunt you while you fap for the rest of your days

Alecia's wizard tits would haunt a lesser mans dreams, but they were no match for a poon slayer like Mike D.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014

wizad

A retarded wizard

"Ima wizad" -c.w. 2016

by SAS/CTBWM June 26, 2016

Mister Wizard

1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.

2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.

1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?

2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

poon wizard

A wizard of poon;

A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"

has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"

Guy: Dayuummm how you gettin' it in with all these chicks?

Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard

by The Legit Poon King February 25, 2014

Skeleton Jazz Wizard

Skeleton Jazz Wizard is commonly referred to a wild Xel.

This particular Xel is a Skeleton Jazz Wizard

by Cryingbluebear December 24, 2018

wizang

A term used for a penis, many words have the ability to have "iz" added to them

He went and gave her the Big Wizang!

by Quab October 4, 2003