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Wisconsin Dells

A place in the center of Wisconsin where F.I.B.'s (Fucking Illinois Bastard's) flock to during the summer months (besides Door County) which has been unfortunately exploited by investment firms of all types, making everything in the city overpriced and commercialized. Now instead of a great vacation spot everyone and their mother is trying to sell you timeshares, what a joke!!!
Wisconsin dells: Its too bad the river didnt wash all the F.I.B.'s summer homes away last year
by murph666 April 13, 2009
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Wisconsin Otter Slop

The act of masturbating utilizing melted Otter Pops as lubrication.
When we saw the stains Tyler's bed, it became clear that he had been Wisconsin Otter Slopping all afternoon.
by Gnarly Hands April 26, 2011
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wisconsinite

Somebody who grew up in wisconsin and knows the wisconsin ways like drinking and partying.
A true wisconsinite, man or women, knows how to hold there beer and liquor.
by goldgirl94 January 31, 2010
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Wisconsin cheese hole

The male puts his slong through the hole in a piece of swiss cheese and has intercoarse with another object unrelated to cheese. After jizzing into the cheese he procedes to put it back into the refrigerator for someone to find later.
I took a bite into the cheese and discovered that carl had a wisconsin cheese hole with it. (Good joke you asshole)
by Demarcus Freehallowsworth April 7, 2010
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Wisconson

Mispelled form of the state name, Wisconsin.
Also known as the Badger State, but not because it actually HAS a lot of badgers but because when it was first settled, miners dug holes in the side of hills, much like badgers, to create overnight shelters and semi-permanent homes.
I'm glad you LIVED in "Wisconson", because I'd hate to possibly live next door to an imbecile who can't even spell the state's name right.
by Don't matter. June 8, 2007
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Wisconsin Bukkake Special

A Wisconson Bukkake Special is a race between two guys to cum in a girls mouth. To start out, each guy must milk the girls tit until they have an entire glass of milk, or until the woman cannot produce anymore milk. They then chug the milk as fast as they can. When they are done drinking they masturbate, and the first person to cum inside the girls mouth wins.
Yesterday, John and I had a Wisconsin Bukkake Special, and the girl could not feed her baby because we drank all her milk.
by IAkaFool January 7, 2008
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wisconsin oil change

when your having drunk sex with a chick and that snatch is so dry you use her or your own vomit as lube
"man lisa was as dry as a sandbox last night I had to do a wisconsin oil change on her and then i went to town"
by swaven da bonner October 4, 2011
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