Winkle McShinkle

A term used when a stupid person is yapping about something that they definitely know nothing about.

"Dude, you're acting like such a Winkle McShinkle right now!"

by Chad06 April 2, 2024

Joby Winkle

When sitting on the toilet and pushing out a dump when all of a sudden, you begin urinating at the same time as shitting and it feels magical.

Man I ate a lot of curry and drank a hell of a lot off beer, excuse me I need a Joby winkle.

by Sanjive Johnson August 25, 2013

Winkle wagon

vehicle filled with obnoxious males.

We stopped at a light and a winkle wagon pulled up beside us.

by Gingy8088 June 14, 2017

kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

by Stickypee May 12, 2020

Binkle Winkle

Someone who is a complete dumbass

Guy 1: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Guy 2: No It’s not you fucking Binkle Winkle

by NeonLazar January 18, 2024

Mexican Winkle Dip Surpise

A dip made by Winkle that’s arousing and surprising

I can’t wait to get my lips on that Mexican Winkle Dip Surpise

by Dawnald June 2, 2018

Winkle

A winkle is a person that you’d like to call a profanity but won’t. So you call them a winkle instead.

Person 1: Dude, you’re a di—
Person 2: Shh! The teacher is walking in! Just say ‘winkle’.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a winkle.
Teacher: Kids and their slang these days. Sheesh.

by Weave Snatcher May 18, 2018