First Class Wanker

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete asshole most of the time. The king of all wankers who may or may not have a wealthy background.

Kyle: "It's unbelievable, Trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"

by The Real Mrs B June 6, 2010

george wanker bush

The most self-righteous president the United States has ever seen. Known and hated for his stubborn disregard of the desires of the Congress and the common American. This DAMF has caused America to be hated world-wide, thanks a lot you god-damned hick, go back to Texas where you belong.

teacher: George Walker Bush is our 43rd president.
me: heh, that's George Wanker Bush to all sane Americans.

by icantwaitfortwothousandeight April 9, 2007

beer wanker

The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.

BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?

You: Sure is man, why do you ask?

BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.

You: Thanks beer wanker.

by Brian Mumble April 7, 2013

Wondering Wanker

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

Bus Wanker

Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past.

I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car.

by ed18 May 2, 2009

wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

Wanker's tan

An expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.

'Pete's just got Football Manager 2009, so he'll be working on his wanker's tan for a while.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009