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wienery

An adjective to describe someone or something that possesses the qualities of a wiener. Also a fictional place where all wieners are made (much like a winery is where wine is made). Can also be used as an alternate name for a male whore house. Wienery is a seemingly innocent word that can refer to either a penis or a hot dog weeny.
"The tall thin man had moist red skin, therefore making him extremely wienery."
by Erica Robin January 10, 2006
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Wiener-Kid

Any person or group of peoples (in any lower age group than the speaker) who have a maturity level that is equal to, or less than an average turnip.
"Those damned Wiener-Kids! Always fighting about stupid shit!"

"The Wiener-Kids have all decided it's cool to wear their pants backwards..."

"I HATE WIENER-KIDS DAMMIT!"

"Arguing for arguments sake is such a Wiener-Kid thing to do."

"F*cking Wiener-Kids"
by Miss.Mazy March 25, 2009
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Wiener Puppet

When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.

i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.
Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.

You: Wiener what?

Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!
by the PSU Puppeteer June 23, 2009
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Wiener Balls

Describes something that is absolutely amazing or wonderful and brings loads of joy.
“Hey have you heard the new Travis Scott album?”
“Yeah it was the god damn wiener balls!”
by stupidgoofybastard October 16, 2020
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wiener cousins

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.
You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!
by mayadizzle April 23, 2009
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A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.
Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
by Nick D February 18, 2005
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Wienerless Steve

The protagonist from the Playstation survival-horror game OverBlood (1997). A severely mentally handicapped individual who needs small robots to operate switches for him.
Wienerless Steve has no wiener.
by nacho fred June 29, 2011
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