Miss me with that gay shit

The backup technique that is used when no homo doesn't work

Person of same gender (assuming they're a guy): Grabs dick
You: No homo
Same person: Grabs harder
You: Takes out pistol, Miss me with that gay shit

by TenDayHero December 19, 2018

sleeping with one eye open

'Sleep with one eye open' is usually used as a metaphor in a sentence. It basically means being very cautious, careful or attentive.

The peddler was sleeping with one eye open. He was shocked, as he heard footsteps approaching him. He looked quite frightened.

by Kittenwool August 21, 2016

Fuck with you heavy

When you significantly connect with an individual to the highest degree.

Despite how much of an idiot you can be, I still fuck with you heavy.

by TheAnesthesiologist October 21, 2019

You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.

Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

by Drokhan May 8, 2014

otter with a dark side

Luz.
Luz is an otter with a dark side.
(The Owl House go watch it its very g a y)

Luz: What should I wear to Grom? This one says "witch with a dark side." And this one says "I'm an otter! With a dark side"
and then she does an uwu but thats besides the point
she ends up wearing a tux and a tutu and it makes me go BI BI BI

Otter with a dark side

by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020

recorded with a potato

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

Miss me with that gay shit

A meme where someone doesn't wanna do something cuz it might look gay.

I don't donate blood. I don't want my blood in someone else's boner.
Miss me with that gay shit.

by DarthKieduss September 18, 2019