whimperbate

To simultaneously cry and masturbate.

When I saw how hot my new step-mom was, it made me want to whimperbate.

by Edc June 9, 2005

Whimbi

A man who is around the age of fifty that checks out girls who are either under age or barley legal. He spends most of his time flirting with girls. often Whimbi's take college classes in order to meet young girls.

-Hey Kay
-yea
-Did you see that Whimbi man checking you out
-Yea he is WAYyy to old

by mgimo8 March 18, 2010

whimsy

1.Things which are whimsical, or otherwise randomly amusing.

2. A shortened version of the word whimsical.

Those spoons are so whimsy!

by LadyGibber November 8, 2005

Whamo

Whamo A word that you say to your friends after you nail a hot piece of ass.

Joe came out of the room and yelled "Whamo!" while a hot chick was getting dressed behind him.

Whamo!

by crue01 September 1, 2007

Wicked whims

A sim mod when you are able to have your sims do dirty things. An example is having your sims at least a Teen have sex.

The wicked whims causes teen pregnancy every day.

by Bawston69 October 18, 2019

a heem heem whimper

Used when someone sees an individual so attractive that they are unable to make any vocal sounds other than a nervously shaken *heem* from their vocal cords.

Ben: "Dude I can keep my cool around women no problem."

Klukka: "Oh hey that girl over there is ripped."

Ben: "a heem heem whimper"

by ItsApeX October 4, 2021

Whitometer

n. A device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a "gangsta" or black person.

You cracka- you're a 10/10 on the whitometer, fuckin redneck.

by DT_21 August 5, 2003