A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.
Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"
Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
by carboy109 May 11, 2013
A small breed whale of the humpback variety. So named after famed naturalist Gary Pickbertson, this curious whale can be found off the coast of South Africa.
by cabin boy January 01, 2010
Ian:I wished I had stayed single...
Noah:I never though your girlfriend would turn into a eternal whale.
Noah:I never though your girlfriend would turn into a eternal whale.
by SilverDawn41 October 22, 2019
they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
by ihatemosquitoswhynoahwhy? July 24, 2010
Like a wing man (fin man) that helps you get laid. Originates from the social practices of some really big whales that are so fat they need a third whale to aid them copulate.
by Chanisson Halberitzky February 05, 2010
by BiBaBo March 14, 2012
by Wize.Online July 16, 2008