Welcome to world

1- Getting pwned by anyone or anything in real life.

Scott: Man I cant believe that stacy went around and told everyone I had a small penis
Zach: Yeah man, Welcome to world.
Scott: STFU

by Anal-Lingus May 30, 2009

Warm welcome

A sexual act where during a 69 session, the male farts and then uses his leg to put his partner into a headlock forcing her/him to bask in the sulphuric glory that is his flatulence. This preferably happens under a blanket

I gave my wife a warm welcome last night, and now she wants a divorce.

by You bee itches May 09, 2019

Welcome device

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress

Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device

by dankm3m3rzz August 17, 2021

Welcome To Bangkok

Its A icelandic word meaning:"Go Fuck You Mother"
Yes...Welcome to Bangkok Means Go fuck ur mother.....

idk abt backround info srry ;)

*Reporter:Welcome to Bangkok
*Bjork:*go fuck your self.
Bjork:Attacks
*Reporter:what did i say?

by An Typical Iphone 5s July 23, 2022

feel the welcome

Homosexual Code phrase used by the initiator for welcoming a partner in through the “Back Door”, in a missionary position. At climax, the “giving” partner is covered in “happiness” from the receiver.

Are you ready to “feel the welcome”?

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: He made me feel welcomed, I’ll definitely visit again.

“Feel the Welcome”, fill my A*%!...

by ExperiencedInLife October 08, 2019

V Welcome

V Welcome is a slang term for vagina welcome. This term is used before a sexual action involving vaginal penetration as a term of consent. This term can also be used as a term of endearment.

V welcome and prepared for you baby

by Oxford university Science lab January 10, 2021

Welcome home

Welcome Home! Is the greeting you'll hear upon arriving at a Rainbow Gathering.

Welcome Home, family!

by Needreba October 30, 2019