Weed

A plant that ends your boredom

I’m gonna smoke weed with my friends today

by Guw0p July 02, 2019

Weed

Vine says it all.

Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*

by Antisepticeye February 17, 2018

Weed

weed is one of the most beautiful things ever. It helps you sleep makes you happy cures your anxiety and just helps you in general. And that is weed

Kid 1: Hey wanna smoke some weed?
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways

Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!

by i’m.swag March 18, 2021

Weed

All you monkeys can do your acis and weed and coke in your pipe and shove it up your asses cause it will ruine your life like it did mine
"Git er done"

Dawg: come on lets smoke some good shit.

Oscar: That shit is dumb and if u make me do it i will kick all ur asses because that shit is just dumb
"Git er Done"

by Oscar December 22, 2004

Weed

Much more natural than cigarettes. But if you have legal permission to grow your own then it is reccomended compared to tobacco. If you smoke tobacco, you are pretty much inhaling chemicals into your lungs; with weed, you don't have any chemicals.

Person 1: Hey man, want a cigar?
Person 2: Nah man, I only smoke weed

hemp weed ganja rasta marijuana pot

by CaramelVans April 13, 2013

Weed

A scrauny weak individual who needs theropy for the awsome clothes he wears.

Ben: You're a weed
Shawn: Shut up, I'm going to allsports

by jkjgh October 18, 2012

Weed

A plant that contains THC that when smoked, causes brain damage, lung cancer, and other serious health problems. It's addicting and impairs normal functions of everyday life. It's more dangerous than alcohol and if people would stop smoking it, there would be fewer crimes and more healthier population.

I'm not smoking weed because I want to be healthier, live a productive life, not be addicted to a substance, and keep my job.

by miguelice December 16, 2008