Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.
by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007
Get the waylon your palan mug.after breaking up marijuana to smoke and after smoking it, when one cooks a bagel and is eating it - the bagel smells like marijuana. hence the term, wagel.
by wagelmassage September 29, 2007
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Definition: A pseudo-German phrase for having MAD STD's on your penis and/or vagina. We're talking Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamydia, and a general assortment of random-ass STD's all combined on your cock or cunt! If the above description matches your condition, your name is most likely Strope Wafel.
Side note: Strope Wafels tend to be EXTREMELY racist and bigoted to most anyone. This is caused by their penis size, or lack thereof.
Definition: A pseudo-German phrase for having MAD STD's on your penis and/or vagina. We're talking Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamydia, and a general assortment of random-ass STD's all combined on your cock or cunt! If the above description matches your condition, your name is most likely Strope Wafel.
Side note: Strope Wafels tend to be EXTREMELY racist and bigoted to most anyone. This is caused by their penis size, or lack thereof.
Joe: Hey Steve, I just ran into a bloke named Strope Wafel today!
Steve: Damn Joe, what was that like? :O
Joe: All he did was preach racism while reeking of rotten tuna due to his apparent genital disease!
Steve: Holy shit, what a MAJOR CUNT!! XD
Steve: Damn Joe, what was that like? :O
Joe: All he did was preach racism while reeking of rotten tuna due to his apparent genital disease!
Steve: Holy shit, what a MAJOR CUNT!! XD
by LooglyLoo November 21, 2011
Get the Strope Wafel mug.Medium/ small town a bit west of Boston kinda boring but the people who live there are pretty cool especially compared to the assholes who live in Weston and Sudbury. Wayland is divided into two parts the rich people live in the Old Sudbury part of town in the north and the poor people live in the Cochituate part on the south side near Natick.
Sudbury Kid: I can't believe I didn't get an Audi for my 16th birthday
Weston Kid: You think thats bad my parents reduced my allowance to $10,000 a week
Wayland Kid: You guys are fucking stupid
Weston Kid: You think thats bad my parents reduced my allowance to $10,000 a week
Wayland Kid: You guys are fucking stupid
by antipopculture March 27, 2011
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by Rowland polanski February 24, 2013
Get the Waylaid mug.A small town, yet many large things are in it. Definitly one of the coolest towns in the universe. They are beast at sports, and kick everyone's butt, especially weston. Good educational system, which is why everyone gets into their first choice college, usually an ivy league school.The girls are HOTT and GORGEOUS, so are most of the guys.Everyone is the biggest goof, and that's why they are so loveable. They could make anyone laugh.
by LOVEABLE GIRLS FROM WAYLAND July 29, 2008
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" He offered me a few beers that were left over from a party last week, and then as I was leaving he said I owed him a six-pack! I cant believe that Wayland"
by M Mesa March 11, 2007
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