Wattpad

an app on which you can read and write your own books, you can also read smut, fan fictions etc. people are really cool on this app!

I wrote a book on wattpad if you want to check it out!
I read this smut last time it was so good

by jaaaaneeeee January 23, 2022

Wattpad

The site you would go to READ the nasty (as in the nasty I mean what your parents did to make you) between you and your favorite celebrity

Person: Wattpad is evil because of the SMUTTY things on it

by Backpack Rascal April 19, 2022

Wattpad

The best damn app/website to ever exist.

Wattpader: Hey, what's that?
Other person: Um...books on AO3?
Wattpader: *RAGES*

by Bumble's H3@RT May 20, 2022

What in the wattpad

'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.

Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿

by ifuseethisurgay July 2, 2023

Wattpad

A cest pool of cringe kids that want to fuck fictional characters. There might be a few amazing people on there but they get flushed away easily.

Isaac: I'm going to go read a Kokichi x reader on Wattpad

by Lesbian Fish October 9, 2021

Wattpad

An app to read stories that includes anything from romance to a Shrek fanfiction. If you download you may lose your innocence and your will to live.

Shrek: What have you read recently?
Person: A fanfiction of you, on wattpad.
Shrek: No way…

by peachesandshrek November 23, 2022

Wattpad bully (m)

1. An oddly-flirty jock who is unnecessarily mean to the female (or male, in boyxboy cases) main character of a Wattpad story. By around the last 10-2 chapters of the Wattpad story, they're on the track to a situationship. In some cases, if the Wattpad story receives 200+ views, there will be a sequel marked Mature where they have a rubber-free relationship. In some cases, when the Wattpad story reaches 10k+ views, there will be a trilogy where they have children.

2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.

1. "Sure, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan (or something else frat boy) might be a massive asshat, but he's hot tbh" "I would wanna go out with him if I wasn't such a nerdy nerd, I'm just too nerdy for him 😔" *proceeds to date*

2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*

by someone malignant December 22, 2024