cock-watcher 

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

cock-watcher by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Royal Watcher 

A Royal Watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal titles.

"I have to TiVo that Prince William interview--I'm such a royal watcher."

Royal Watcher by GrimLady May 26, 2008

Clock Watcher 

A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!

Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...

Clock Watcher by A lil batty February 9, 2019

Average Raptok Watcher 

A term used against people with an widely shared outrages opinion that would be looked down on and be invalidated outside of the rap/hip hop community of tiktok.

Used when you see someone making an outrages claim or a person without an opinion.

Typically used against Playboi Carti fans on tiktok.

Example of usage J. Cole is bar, Carti > Eminem, Carti > Tupac, "insert widely respected artist" isn't even top 50.

If you used the term "average raptok watcher" against them, you will most likely be subjected to a ratio attempt.

Made by Ikusa, more known as doom_bots on the platform tiktok.

Average Raptok Watcher by Ikusa June 26, 2021

Welfare Watcher 

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.

Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!

Welfare Watcher by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009

Wank Watcher 

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.

I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.

Wank Watcher by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

window watcher 

when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.

Hey man do you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?

window watcher by CPJester May 13, 2009