wasabi bitch

the most potato directioner there is, secretly a ziam shipper and has 6000 secret names

“has anyone seen wasabi bitch?”
“oh you mean redacted?”

by [redacted] December 5, 2020

wasabi bitch

a girl on twitter who’s name is a very well kept secret

“hey do you know wasabi bitch?”

“wait is that the same person as, gorgy, angie and swagmaster?”

by [redacted] December 15, 2020

Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.

My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.

by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020

Wasabi's Law

If it burns going in it will burn coming out.

Geees, that sushi was hot when I ate it and hot when it came out.

Bruh, that's wasabi's law.

by Ohhey83 February 24, 2021

Mesabi wasabi

Hot spicy condiment from northeastern Minnesota.

I prefer just mild-flavored food; no "Mesabi Wasabi" types of dishes for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf

EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."

by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 13, 2022

Wasabi

Wasabi is a very hot food. Do not play with it, I’ve had a whole spoonful of it before and it hurt.

James: Yo bro, wanna try some of that wasabi?

Tom: Hell yeah dude, dab me up.

James: Here you go.

Tom: OH MY GOD JAMES HELP I’M DYING

James: haha weakling

by SuperiorChad November 9, 2021