Waffeling

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.

Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*

by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008

Waffery

Waff-errr-reee

To waffle, jabber, jibber, ramble and mumble on. Any time you talk or write about something that has no real relavence or importance.

It was merely an exercise in waffery, which is why I mentioned my assumptions, providied my workings out and asked readers to draw their own conclusions.

by Stigward July 12, 2011

Waffler

A waffler is someone who waffles (lies) all the time

Stop being a Theo. You’re such a waffler

by Moldypopcorn525 February 17, 2020

tinkle-wiffer

a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures

snicklefritz is a tinkle-wiffer that yogurt slingin bamboozler wont get away with this

by scrudge muffet April 11, 2009

Blue Waffler

Someone who waffles out of the blue

Nah man why are you chatting when you weren't involved you blue waffler

by Adminininin December 30, 2018

twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008