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welcomed to the jungle

when some asks you "were you welcomed to the jungle?" they are really asking you if when you fingered a girl, was there pubic hair or not. and if so, how much.
Bob: Hey dude, when you went to Kelsey's house yesterday, were you welcomed to the jungle?

Steve: yeah dude. it was a thick jungle down there.
by calcifer111 August 20, 2010
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Warm welcome

A sexual act where during a 69 session, the male farts and then uses his leg to put his partner into a headlock forcing her/him to bask in the sulphuric glory that is his flatulence. This preferably happens under a blanket
I gave my wife a warm welcome last night, and now she wants a divorce.
by You bee itches May 8, 2019
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Welcome device

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress
Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device
by dankm3m3rzz August 17, 2021
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Welcome Fish

A fish that welcomes you to Aquariums.
The Welcome Fish in Cartoon's Aquarium was as beautiful as a Beth.
by GratzNaturia October 7, 2016
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Welcome To Bangkok

Its A icelandic word meaning:"Go Fuck You Mother"
Yes...Welcome to Bangkok Means Go fuck ur mother.....

idk abt backround info srry ;)
*Reporter:Welcome to Bangkok
*Bjork:*go fuck your self.
Bjork:Attacks
*Reporter:what did i say?
by An Typical Iphone 5s July 23, 2022
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V Welcome

V Welcome is a slang term for vagina welcome. This term is used before a sexual action involving vaginal penetration as a term of consent. This term can also be used as a term of endearment.
by Oxford university Science lab January 10, 2021
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Welcome home

Welcome Home! Is the greeting you'll hear upon arriving at a Rainbow Gathering.
by Needreba October 30, 2019
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