welcomed to the jungle

when some asks you "were you welcomed to the jungle?" they are really asking you if when you fingered a girl, was there pubic hair or not. and if so, how much.

Bob: Hey dude, when you went to Kelsey's house yesterday, were you welcomed to the jungle?

Steve: yeah dude. it was a thick jungle down there.

by calcifer111 August 20, 2010

Warm welcome

A sexual act where during a 69 session, the male farts and then uses his leg to put his partner into a headlock forcing her/him to bask in the sulphuric glory that is his flatulence. This preferably happens under a blanket

I gave my wife a warm welcome last night, and now she wants a divorce.

by You bee itches May 8, 2019

Welcome device

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress

Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device

by dankm3m3rzz August 17, 2021

Welcome Fish

A fish that welcomes you to Aquariums.

The Welcome Fish in Cartoon's Aquarium was as beautiful as a Beth.

by GratzNaturia October 7, 2016

royal welcome

When a new fish gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave poor cyril the royal welcome, cyril will never be the same again, first time he was raped.

by jonbatz March 20, 2016

feel the welcome

Homosexual Code phrase used by the initiator for welcoming a partner in through the “Back Door”, in a missionary position. At climax, the “giving” partner is covered in “happiness” from the receiver.

Are you ready to “feel the welcome”?

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: He made me feel welcomed, I’ll definitely visit again.

“Feel the Welcome”, fill my A*%!...

by ExperiencedInLife October 8, 2019

Welcome home

Welcome Home! Is the greeting you'll hear upon arriving at a Rainbow Gathering.

Welcome Home, family!

by Needreba October 30, 2019