stanky wanky

after taking a fat shit, u dont wipe ur ass, then u bust a nut in toilet.

man dude, last night, i did a stanky wanky and i forgot to whipe my ass.

by gavinbw_17 November 27, 2019

Knobbie-Wankie

Random insult for males only.
Female counterpart is Fanny-Pokey

Oh MAX! You stupid Knobbie-Wankie!!

by Jamie Carmichael March 08, 2005

Wanky Yanky

A british citizen that emigrates to the US and automatically thinks they're American.

LP: "Rob's been in the states like 4 days and he's already changed"

Mylo: "Yeah man he's a Wanky Yanky"

by northernsoul247 September 29, 2010

yanky wanky

Yanky Wanky is when u ou are getting/giving a handjob and are grabbing the skin around the penis almost ripping it off

Yo bro, some chick yanky wanky'd my dick last night

by ManWithNoBrain August 06, 2017

stanky wanky

When you fuck a woman that smells like fish, and ya, that's kinda gross...
-Dante D.

Last night I got stanky wanky'd

by NorCalBeast72 February 11, 2017

Wanky Doodle Dandy

A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.

Hey Shelia, I'm just nipping upstairs for a quick Wanky Doodle Dandy, be down in a few shakes!!!

by Dav3 July 26, 2006

Wanky Bum Poke

Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.

Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry

by The Lo-Brary December 16, 2008