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Verizon Complete

Having completed in/outbound calls successfully. Testing Caller ID to make sure it is working in/outbound. Testing calls to other SIP clubs.
My site is considered Verizon Complete. I have completed in/outbound calls successfully. CLID is working in/outbound and I was able to call other SIP clubs.
by Scott Starost April 16, 2007
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Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Involuntaris Version

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Version - is by far the most serious rendering the carrier almost totally insane. Main symptoms are involuntary body movements and uncontrollable verbage. These always include socially inappropriate words and phrases - coprolalia-moonanis.
" I went to Hungary in July and still had the horn at Christmas" -
"Phwoar look at that bird over there.... horn"
"Would you like a cup of tea? one lump or two?"
by Corva December 15, 2004
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Verizon

A cell phone service provider that claims to have signal nearly everywhere. However, there is no signal in vaginas. (Seriously, if you don't believe me, try it!)
person 1: Okay I'm calling you!
person 2: You are?
person 1: Yeah, it's not ringing?
person 2: ...Nope. Dang Verizon.
by CallWaiting January 31, 2009
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Verizon Wireless

A cell phone company who thinks they are so great, when in fact, they actually suck. They lure you into the store with their "hot" new phones like the Chocolate and then a month later your sitting with your new phone realizing you can't do anything cool with it. Then you call Verizon asking for help, and they act like they couldn't care less.

Then maybe you record a cool video and want to transfer it to your computer with Bluetooth. Oh wait, you can't because your shitty phone company you went with doesn't allow it.
You decide you want to return your phone and get the iPhone wannabe Voyager. Then you realize it has the same interface as your chocolate and return it. Now your stuck with a two year contract with a shitty phone company, not to mention all the hidden charges that come along with your already uber-locked down phone.
AT&T Customer: "Hey Mike, want me to send you that cool song I just recorded and saved as my ringtone."

VZ Customer: "Hey sure, Thanks!" (Gets sound 6 hours later after it being sniffed by Verizon for possible traces of ripping them off).

VZ Customer: "Yo robby, I got dat sound, but i can't save it as my ringtone. We both got have the RAZR"

AT&T Customer: "Yes My Friend, but you have Verizon Wireless. You can't have fun." (Starts uploading limewire content to phone)...Verizon customer goes to cry in corner.
by ssavoy December 20, 2007
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dinnerbook version

the long-winded version of events, going into every detail
Eggers: My date with Griggletta last night went well
Fusto: Oh, tell me more about it!
Eggers: OK, do you want the short version or the dinnerbook version
by Eggers07 February 19, 2008
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King James Brown Version

The lost, now found, ancient Holy Hood Bible commissioned by King James Brown, The First (I) that contains the raw thoughts of Hood Niggaz who have lived throughout history--and left their wisdom in order that the new Nigga of today may survive in Whitey's world unscathed. The Book of Niggamaste is its main Scroll. See niggamaste niggadom.
1st Nigga: "Remember what the ancient hood prophets said in the good hood book about priorities?

2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."

1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."

2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!

1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.
by DuVay Knox November 3, 2018
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verizons

Another word for DSL. Used to describe a woman with dick sucking lips.
I would love to get head from her, she's got some verizons.
by pscholar December 9, 2008
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