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The Persian Vending Machine 

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

vending machine 

a group of "snacks" in one setting
my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine
Vening is a punjabi last name for the people who belong from an lower cast clan. These people were the second last group of guru's army and helped guru's army to fight against mughals.
Angadveer vening is too good at the battlefield.
Vening by Ramgharia saab February 20, 2020

Virtue Vetting 

The process by which any individual's accomplishments and/or creative output is deemed valid based on the virtue - or perceived virtue - of said individual. Inversely, to make eligible for censorial callout and shutdown any work or creative output of any individual deemed unvirtuous.
The painting was removed from the exhibit after the artist, who had indeed endured a troubled past, failed to survive the virtue vetting of a group of highly motivated and vocal museum supporters, who claimed to be offended by the work's inclusion in the show.

Vending Binge 

A brief period of excessive indulgence on certain junk foods ordered from a vending machine.
I've gained over 10 pounds from a week long vending binge.
Vending Binge by Idiot-Finder2 October 28, 2007

vending scam

When your school vending machines decides to charge another 50 cents for your purchase of a bag of chips or anything else etc.
What the hell? the bag of chips are $1.50 now!? Damn vending scam!
vending scam by AOAA April 4, 2008