Jimmy: "Hey Sally you want some of my steak?"
Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"
Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"
Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"
Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"
Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>
Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"
Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"
Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"
Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"
Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>
by Chriswfoster May 07, 2008
While the barbaric idiot chewed on a cow, the vegetarian calmy explained that he would not be joining in the savagery.
by edith the vegan September 23, 2005
A type of diet that does incorporate consuming meat. While it is true that vegetarians recieve a certain amount of teasing for their choice of diet, they also assume an offensive position by stating in their arguements slanderous comments such as "Eating meat was necessary in the stone age" or "they do not support the merciless slaughter of innocent animals". This only applies to vegetarians who have chosen their way because of ethical purposes, and is a matter of conflicting belief.
"Ethical" Vegetarian: I don't eat meat because it's not the stone age anymore and I don't support the deaths of millions of innocent animals.
Non-Vegetarian: I'm not a caveman and I am also against unethical treatment of animals, however I do eat meat.
Non-Vegetarian: I'm not a caveman and I am also against unethical treatment of animals, however I do eat meat.
by Ali H September 20, 2005
A person who does not eat nor do they believe in eating meat, fish or fowl. They're often devoted to or advocating this practice.
by literatehuman May 09, 2010
Someone who is lean under the optimal gorging conditions of a rich 1st world nation and often noticeably starving in most 3rd world nations.
Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.
Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.
Pay attention junior burglar, an experienced thief can measure someone's wealth by watching the diet they eat. Regular fast food burgers means poor and a varied healthy vegetarian diet means loaded.
Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.
Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.
by Humans are meat February 15, 2010
by Michael F'ing Awesome April 29, 2008