Cradle of Vanity

1. Noun, The assembly of comments that one makes about oneself in order to boost their ego. Usually this is made by people who already have huge egos, not those with smaller ones.

2. Noun, Anonymous Postings that are put on the internet to boost people's views on different groups that they are apart of.

3. The definition of names on the Urban Dictionary

1.

-I might not be able to bench as much as the other guy, but at least I have a huge penis

-I see you have assembled a very secure cradle of vanity

2.

Anonymous posted:
JOIN THIS FACEBOOK GROUP!! XXXSSSXXX SUPZORZ XXXSSSXXX! IT KICKS ASS AND SHIT!

Anonymous posted:
Nice. I think this is the best built cradle of vanity ever built

3.

Bob:
AMAZINGLY SEXY OMG I MUST SLEEP WITH!

Response:
-Man, I just read the most vain comment ever. I swear the author was trying to sew himself into a cradle of vanity

Cradle of Vanity by Philling February 20, 2010

The High School Vanity Continuation Industry 

The industry of service providers that allow adults to continue their vain high school lifestyles into adulthood.

Facebook and Twitter are two of the biggest companies in The High School Vanity Continuation Industry. Who would have ever thought that a billion people wanted to continue high school bullshit into adulthood?

The High School Vanity Continuation Industry by geekmalone May 5, 2020

Dahvie vanity

A kind charitable man that donated lots of homemade milk to the pre schoolers but some mean people accused him of bad things he would never do

Dahvie vanity is a charitable man

Dahvie vanity by End proppy October 12, 2022

lee vanity  

very well known on stickam sexiest guy alive

have u seen lee vanity hair

lee vanity by lee-vanity October 6, 2008

Numerical Vanity 

When superstitious (or arguably vain) people would dearly bid for items like car plates, phone numbers, and house units that display “auspicious” or “lucky” numbers, or a string of “patternful” digits.

Guesstimate how many million bucks the digital or numerical vanity business is worth every year in Asia and the Middle East.

Numerical Vanity by Fasters February 17, 2023

Dahvie vanity

A kind charitable man who donated lots of his homemade milk to pre schools during dark times.

Dahvie vanity is such a sweetheart

Dahvie vanity by Charlotte.spike February 23, 2026

all in vanity

proudly; with false pride.

He announced all in vanity that he would outwit all his rivals.

all in vanity by uttam maharjan February 23, 2013