Douche Valve

Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.

Bob's talking on his Douche Valve again!

by electrogeek March 7, 2012

Clatter Valve

Clatter valve is a north east slang for a women's private parts (the foof)

She got it right in the clatter valve last night.

by Robbie Weir fan club September 8, 2014

hyphaduphinator valve

hi-fa-doo-fa-nator. Noun: The most costly thing a mechanic can sell you when your car is in the shop.

My car has been in the shop for a week now and the mechanic said I need a new Hyphaduphinator valve because I had worn out the old one. Good thing though it's only $1500, Next years model is almost twice that.

by Wyldthing February 4, 2010

nipper valve

the end of the metabolic line,the organ that propagates a biological full stop.the anus.
the part of you that pulses when you dodge death by inches

dave;ijust nearly got dropped by that huge chav!
jamie;i know!!he was huge,are you ok!
dave;yeah im fine,nipper valve is twitchin a bit though..brrr

by myblueshades October 16, 2008

working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.

Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.

by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022

Sausage Valve

The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.

Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!

by imthattechguy January 25, 2011

frabulator valve

That part of the exhaust manifold system, on older vehicles, known as the heat riser and necessary to aid in fuel evaporation and make the transition from cold to hot idle engine operation efficiently.

The first cold day I cranked the old buggy over it was obvious the frabulator valve was rusted and frozen up as she wouldn't run right and carb touch-up adjustments made no difference.

by Robert 'Bob' Weiss November 23, 2006