vacation dick 

A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.

vacation dick by Catof9Lives June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A dick that is too big to receive on a daily basis; one that's only for special occasions, like when you are on vacation

Girl 1: I hooked up with Todd last night...
Girl 2: Really? Would you do it again?
Girl 1: Hell naw! He is too big, I need some time to recuperate. Save that boy and his vacation dick for special occasions.

vacation dick by Ensalada June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A penis of semi acceptable size standards that you would only have sex with when the need to get away arises, not one you would want to commit to.

I am very horny and there's no one her worth taking home, I guess I'll call the vacation dick.

vacation dick by BetterThanGold June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

vacation dick by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

When you'r on vacation and you hook with a dude who's not boyfriend material but got a bomb ass dick.

You wouldn't believe the "vacation dick" I got last night

That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.

vacation dick by thatguyinyourmomscloset June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.

Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.

vacation dick by Lyncher69 June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A penis that is extremely large and gives you the business. But can only be enacted during a vacation stint. Not a daily penis that you want to deal with...opposite a boyfriend dick

He is everything, but only as vacation dick...it's toooooo much!

vacation dick by Timetables June 15, 2016