vassallo

Vassallo, also known as a cunt face. One who has a cunt for a face.

Look at that person with a Vassallo face.

by abc123abce123 November 3, 2014

doisl;jm vsasio;

what people do when they are procrastinating or when they are bored. usually done by teenagers when doing an important project.

kelsey and mish were doing their sex ed homework...

kelsey: doisl;jm vsasio;!
mish: what the f**k
kelsey: THIS IS SO CONFUSING.....HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHERE THE RECTUM IS.....
mish: ohhhh....

by GURARY December 16, 2008

vassili zamji

a gay ass fagot (1st def) with no friends that hate aleshia jones.

vassili hates aleshia

by colin November 29, 2003

vassassination

skateboarding term used to describe a gnarly maneuver with the same style and awesomeness as the vassassin himself.

"dude you totally vassassinated that kickflip down the 40 stair"

"that kickflip was pure vassassination"

by brown snake January 24, 2009

Vassko

A combination of the words Vaseline and sko, a plural indefinite of skór which is a danish word for shoe. Similar to butterfingers except it's Slippery-shoes. Used to speak of a persons clumsiness.

1.dude your slipping around on that ice like Vassko!

2. fuck! I'm dancing like Vassko!
3. He got hurt pretty bad, he tripped like Vassko.
4. He falls all the time! he's a total Vassko.

by CaptainSupacat December 21, 2010

Vassticles

Noun:

(1) A reference to testicles, particularly pertaining to Vassar College Students. As it is a well known fact there is so much bad assery going down in poughkeepsie, that they need their own distinct word.

(2) An expression of school spirit, particularly at Vassar College.

see also: Massive Cojones, Strength Courage and Wisdom,

(1)

Shiela: Whoa, check out the vassive vassticles on that guy!

Jane: Oh jeez, the things I would do with a pair of those...

(2)

Joe: Hey, did you catch that baseball game earlier today?

Matt: Nah dude, my vassticles shriveled today.

Joe: ........

by My boy builds Coffins May 1, 2011

vassilios

A vassilios is a really calm and cool guy who is also a good lover. He's good at anything he does. He sometimes has a bad hair day but a vassilios knows how to style and it doesnt matter any more.

Hey vassilios?
Yes m8?
Wanna hang out with me?
Of course.

by Thegreekfreak123 January 2, 2017