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fuck valentines

For people that are alone on valentines day.
by shreksbae February 15, 2022
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Fate Valentines Day

this is on May 22nd. the best day of love for opposite sex couples where they be with people they really serious about and committed to each other and they go all out on each other to show each other how much they love each other. female or male can freely ask someone to be the opposite sex Fate Valentines like you are fated to be together. and you expect the most and best. some people save up all year long and even skip normal valentines day just for this one special day that last 24 hours starting at the new day at midnight so on may 21st. midnight starts May 22nd Fate Valentines day.
i can't wait boy , Fate Valentines day Tomorrow. im about to get the girl of my dreams... i can't wait!!!!
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vegetarian valentines day

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!
all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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Pre-valentines

If valentine's day falls on a weekend, or people have the next day off from school then they have a tendency to give pre-valentines gift if they are unable to see that person on the actual day itself.
The local high school hallways were crowded with pre-valentines day gifts on friday the 13th.
by Karo Kiba February 14, 2009
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The Red Hot Valentines

A really good band hailing out of Bloomington, Illinois. They play really catchy Moog-laiden pop rock songs, although right now, they are lacking a Moog player. They really kick ass live.
Jeff - lead vocals, guitar
Toby - backing vocals, guitar
Dave - backing vocals , bass
E-Storm (aka Eric) - drums
by T-Storm May 31, 2004
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st valentines scare

1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.

2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.

2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
by brutusthethird June 17, 2015
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pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
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