complete utter fucking morons

Volunteer editors at urbandictionary.com. People like YOU who are way to fucking stupid to even alive.

a complete utter fucking morons are people like YOU Volunteer Editors.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on

Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.

Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.

by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

Butt utter

The long string of skin that hangs out off your butt that if you pull hard enough butt juice comes out and it will not stop I tell you drink G fuel

Holy krap look how long his butt utter is

by Highly meky January 12, 2020

g-utter

The male version of an utter...

Damn that bull has some big g-utters..

by SilverTounge_BaddieBitch February 25, 2022

Utter Dogshit

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.

Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!

by PrimDog February 21, 2020

Double rudder utter

When a chick gives two guys simultaneous hand jobs while the both suck her tits.

I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom a double rudder utter last night at the party.

by Mr. Dooseldorf May 23, 2018