USA

Uncircumcised Schlong Absence.

The USA is a country that mutilates the genitals of millions of non consenting children every single year.

by PeppermintHippo March 27, 2017

USA

An ethnic country.
It's capital is an ethnicity called Washington.

USA is less than 50% Caucasian.

by AnonDoxy December 12, 2018

USA

A country Urban dictionary hates because they don't let people post anything good about it because they are a bunch of unpatriotic pieces of shit.

FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY

-Love USA

by tyev13 April 17, 2013

USA

1: The best fucking country in the whole damn world

2: A chant in gaming to represent your #MLGnoscopeEagleFreedomSwag

1&2: John: USA! USA! USA!
Jack: Why are you doing that?
John: Because I'm wrecking these dudes right now

by AntonioThaGreasa April 10, 2015

USA

greatest country in the world. Has the most powerful military and strongest economy. Is the home of many great sports such as baseball, football, NASCAR, etc. Is also the home of country, rock and hip-hop music. Many foreigners (mostly dumb european idiots) criticize and insult the country for not using the metric system, not liking soccer(which is a game for pussies), and for being "uncultured". These people insult the U.S because they are jealous that we have the best of everything and the greatest culture. Europeans continue to insult us, despite the fact that they would be living under nazi rule were it not for us. Idiotic emo and self proclaimed "liberal" teenagers will think it is cool to criticize the US in every way possible, are too stupid to realize that what they are bitching about is giving them the right to bitch about it in the first place. The USA will always be #1.

Snobbish, Stupid European: The USA is for idiots and uncultured rednecks. (insert european country here ex: France, England, Ireland), will always be superior to the U.S

Me: shut the fuck up, we saved you and the rest of the world from being taken over by fucking Germans. TWICE. You and your sorry ass better be thanking US for preserving YOUR god damn way of life, asshole. If we threatened to bomb your ass, you wouldn't be bitching at ALL

Emo kid: The USA sucks, everything is wrong with it.

Me: shut the hell up. Were it not for the 1st amendment, you woulndt even be allowed to say that. Why dont you go live in another fucking country if you dont like the greatest country around?!

by herefortheparty27 August 19, 2007

USA

The BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. Dont mess with us or well nuke yo ass. The USA is the last Major Superpower still remaining and will remain till the earth ends. WOOT USA

Canadian: Eh lets make peace treaties with the world eh
Americans: Well nuke u all if u dont be listening to us. SEMPER FI!! USA is the best.

by 416dopeboy March 15, 2011

USA

The most amazing and free country on the face of this planet that spreads the torch of liberty and shoves it up other country's asses, with pride. The country that will beast China and Russia if they ever get into a conflict. A country that everyone is envious to inhabit.

Wan-Pablo John Deer Lopez Jr,:"I can't wait to go to the USA to make tacos"

Hernado Hernandez: "Im going to be a land scaping executive"

Frenchmen: "I wish we had balls like those in the USA"

Frenchmen2: "What are balls?"

by thisisfunnylol February 29, 2008