Ur mom

Pure comedy and swaggyness

The child ask his dad “what are you doing” the father says “ur mom”

by superhotomnisexual July 17, 2021

ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 18, 2022

ur mom

wowww ur mom do be fat tho

haha ur mom

by Lundennn September 10, 2020

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 09, 2021

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by your mother figure June 14, 2022

Ur mom

Someone who has fucked me.

Hey, I just came back from your house and I just did ur mom. ;)

by JaKhaki_Twin December 22, 2020

ur mom

an insult that is incredibly offensive

“what are you doing today kyle”

“your mom”

by whaturmom September 05, 2019