dan the ufo

a big ufo that floats around the world. People are scared.

Moili "Hey Roina did you see that Ufo?"
Roina "It must be Dan The UFO"

by Cray cray ray fish June 05, 2018

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

UFO

A UFO or unidentified foreign orgasm is an orgasm that comes from a non-sexual act, such as urinating, eating cake, brushing hair and feeling something amazing.

"Babe, I just peed and had a UFO. It felt so good, I'm ready for bed."

by ImMajikYaKno June 21, 2018

UFO

UFO Is something that attentions seekers, scam artists, the mentally unwell, Amish folk as well as both legal and illegal recreational drug enthusiasts claim to see in the sky.

Or it's an alien spacecraft……or the Russians... I don't know... if we did then the term UFO would be redundant.

Quick! Grab the worst camera we own - I think I can see a UFO!!

by Average Joe Conspiracy Show December 07, 2020

UFO

Ugly / Fat / Old (or all of the above) Typically when posting pictures that are technically on topic but of such low quality that we'd rather you didn't.

Don't spam the thread with UFOs.

by ThunderBalzzzzz January 11, 2018

UFO's

Unidentifiable Fried Objects. Usually referred to by servers of English school dinners as "Crispy" or "Extra crispy" fried eggs, if we students called them burnt we would be denied "afters" (desert / pudding).

Buck up, its UFO's today pray we get fruit for afters.

by Face-ache May 14, 2019