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The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.
by Little England April 2, 2017
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Step Two

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.
Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.
by Karl Hungus March 8, 2023
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Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"
by Little England April 2, 2017
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Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019
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Two-step nigga

A person who deceives others into thinking they’re somebody they’re not.
Ayo Reggie, you see that two-step nigga Clyde talkin about getting the bitches?
by Jdog333 October 6, 2020
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Tahiti Two-Step

Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.
Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
by Khanituss March 6, 2021
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Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
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