toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

Twitten

Sussex (Southern English) speak for an alley.

Jack, let's walk up to the downs; we can take a shortcut through the twitten.

by Breld January 10, 2012

twitter meltdown

The act of going on a desperate ramble or rant on twitter, then being highly aggressive to other people, and just generally being a huge dick on twitter. usually as a reaction of getting harassed, made fun of or just being desperate. Total social suicide

Person 1: Did you see Phil Fish's twitter meltdown yesterday? Dude got angry.
Person 2: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.

by Funky World January 5, 2016

Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts that are ran by depressed teenagers that shitpost and make image edits that pretend to be fictional characters while whining about how bad the drama is while starting drama.

Person 1: Hey I run a parody twitter account!
Person 2: Sucker Punches them into the sperm maker

by Goku81399492 November 22, 2020

Taking it out on Twitter

When people decide to use Twitter to express any anxiety, disgust, or over powering emotions in a series of spaced out Tweets.

John: "Hey did you see Stephanie's tweets yesterday about how bad her mother pissed her off?"
Sally: "Ya! She was definitely taking it out on Twitter."

by IDidTalktotheJonasBrothers May 12, 2011

Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

by visrat March 19, 2009

twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.

17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.

by san-nicola March 12, 2011