Twitterpated

Lovestruck, foolish

She was twitterpated over the dude.

by Dartistic June 16, 2018

Twitterpated

Twitterpated. When a woman’s pussy vibrates from wanting to fuck their lover or when a single lady has that strong urge to fuck, making their pussy throb.

twitterpated My girlfriend became twitterpated when she talked about fucking her boyfriend , making her wet and jittery.

by B with Glee August 1, 2018

Twitterpate

To be overly infatuated with the Social Networking tool Twitter, to the point where you want to have it's @babies

Jim spends so much time updating his tweets he's beginning to Twitterpate.

by JustinMattison January 29, 2009

twitterbated

masterbating while on twitter

I twitterbated while updating my status.

by admiral sparky October 8, 2009

Twitterpat

Patting yourself on the back by announcing your good deed on Twitter. Trump does this daily.

Leave it to Trump to Twitterpat himself on the back for any deed that benefits him.

by dj_nafi November 20, 2017

Twitterpated

Obsessed with one's Twitter (to the point of being completely pated).

"Oh my God, I have to Twitter that!"
"You're so twitterpated."

by blissfulrie July 31, 2009

twitterpated

1) jumping from one thought process to another with no outcome. 2) unable to make a decision before progressing to another option with no conclusion.

Mary is so twitterpated that it is uncomfortable trying to work with her.

by rick stevens February 20, 2007