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Circadian Terrorism

1. The blatant use of disruption to keep a group or individual from falling or staying asleep.

2. To cause disorder in one's circadian rhythm as a result of direct or indirect obstreperous actions.
John: Hey Steve, are you alright? You look like hell...

Steve: Not really man, I was up all night studying for finals. I finally went to bed around 4:00 AM only to be awoken at 7:30 AM by an act of circadian terrorism.

John: What do you mean?

Steve: Well, my neighbor seems to enjoy hiring bands of workers to stand outside my bedroom window before the crack of dawn and hammer things.

John: Wow, that fucking sucks.

Steve: Yeah.
by big tall giraffe December 18, 2010
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Setlist Terrorism

When a truly terrible setlist has been performed and delivered by the English Rock band, "Muse". Lead by their front man Matt Bellamy.
They performed setlist terrorism by replacing Space Dementia with Uprising,
by DigDownIsGreat October 16, 2022
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boob terrorism

The act of harrassing a woman by starring at her boobs for at least 40 minutes
"Are you ok dude? you've been starring for like 20 minutes"
"It's ok, i'm boob terrorizing now"
"boob terrorism...all time low"
by j to the eremy August 29, 2006
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terrorist training camps

A remotely located facility where masked men of unknown ethnicity are trained to use monkey bars and jump around a lot with guns while someone record a grainy videotape.
"They are mastering the monkey bars in remote terrorist training camps."
by Berka Berka August 9, 2006
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cellphone terrorist

The Cellphone Terrorist has the capability to disrupt classes without even being present. They will leave their belongings in class as they go for a bathroom break when, suddenly, the sound of "My Humps" fills the room. Yes, that's The Cellphone Terrorists new ring tone for this week and it isn't going to stop until they return. Those unfortunate enough to be sitting beside The Cellphone Terrorist will hang their head in shame as piercing gazes are shot directly their way.

Upon return, The Cellphone Terrorist will usually check their missed calls and proceed to call said person back by means of a covert coat-over-the-head technique that they have perfected.
*phone rings*

Jen: Hey Beth...oh yeah I know. OK I'll be there tonight. Yeah I'm in class right now, just call me back later with directions. I'll call Cindy right now and let her know.


Andrew: She is never off her phone and we are reviewing for the final.

Jake: I know man, that girl is a cellphone terrorist.
by Hector Jr October 7, 2008
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sleep terrorist

someone who finds an immense amount of enjoyment by waking you up from a really deep sleep.
Chad- "God, Rachel sucks!"
Mike-"Why what'd she do this time?"
Chad- "I was sleeping like a log and she woke me up for no reason!"
Mike- "What a sleep terrorist..."
by mel4 November 27, 2009
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terrorist

what i was called because i blew up several villages in minecraft
Alex blew up another village, that fucking terrorist
by osamabinblocked April 9, 2021
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