Twenty-tweens

An alliterative and fun way to refer to the years 2009-2012.

Person A: Happy New Year 2009!

Person B: Yay! 2008 turned out to be quite a mess! Let the Twenty-tweens begin!!!

by Tom Hartung January 10, 2009

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late twenties

The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.

Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

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Stripper Twenty

Twenty singles, as if from tips given to a stripper.

Person 1: Got any cash on you?
Person 2: I've got a stripper twenty and some change.
Person 1: Why are you carrying around all that stripper money?

by Carlisle2 January 7, 2010

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twenty-six

The age where you realize you are closing in on thirty. Also, the age when you realize that you are no longer a young adult, but a real adult. This is the point where you know if you have done nothing with your life, you better get crackin. You can still have fun at twenty-six, just make sure that you take care of your priorities because it's better to be a loser at twenty-six then be a bum at forty.

My friend just turned twenty-six and realized that she has nothing to show for it, not even a car.

by djprincessx December 21, 2008

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