dirty turban

To shit in a circular motion on a woman's head.

Dude! I just gave Carrie a Dirty Turban!!

by andrew lopez January 10, 2008

urban turban

When you drape a t-shirt over your head with the collar on your forehead. You tie the arms together behind your head and then you're ready to cross the urban desert.

We had to walk five blocks in the july heat to get to the bball court, so I did an urban turban so I wouldn't get ashy.

by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011

Mass Turbanation

The act of getting large groups of people to wear turbans. Not to be confused with masturbation.

Sam told everyone at school to wear Middle Eastern themed headware in an attempt at Mass Turbanation.

by NickFuckface January 2, 2012

Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014

Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

turban tipping

the act of knocking a indian persons turban over unexpectedly.

Isabella: What'd you do this weekend?
Kristen: Oh just chilled out, got hella high and went turban tipping around little india: indian cuisine.

by KIKB March 8, 2010

Turban head

An offensive term for an Indian person

The guy at seven eleven: would you like to buy a slurpy?
Me: no, you turban head!
Bob: I'll take two, turban head.

by The man112 November 29, 2014