a universal time

that jojo game on roblox where you constantly lose stands or items

some random aut player: aut developer restore pls? restore stand i lose stand on a universal time pls

by uviaroblox September 4, 2021

Unitarian Universalist Parents

Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.

Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!

One year later...

Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!

As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.

by I See Dead People August 27, 2013

universal truth

The one simple fact that is so overwhelmingly true that all mankind bows down and acknowledges the validity of the statement...burfag=fag

Just at the thought of the universal truth the entire group nodded yes in complete agreement.

by pensman66 October 25, 2004

universal hole theory

The universal hole theory states that a guy will be with anything that has a hole and attempt to fill it.

Daniel has no standards since he practices the universal hole theory.

by universal hole theorist January 28, 2008

Universally beautiful

The term "Universally beautiful" can be an offensive term. But the true meaning is someone who appeals to everyone. More so the European look " Blonde hair; blue eyes; in shape" That goes for men or women. The person has to be able to appeal to anyone.

Example 1:"Hedi Klum is universally beautiful!"

Example 2: Hitler believed that only blondes with blue eyes had self worth; they're universally beautiful
Example 3: Meg Ryan can live in America for years and be considered the most beautiful woman ever, Then she moved to Germany and was still considered the most beautiful woman.

by Limegreeenqueen March 31, 2011

Universal

a company known for queerbaiting their fans and using false advertising strategies to reach out to LGBT+ fans.
Most commonly used when describing a couple from The Pitch Perfect Franchise

1: hey, did you see what universal done to bechloe?

2: yeah! That’s totally queerbaiting the kiss should be released

by BeccasGAY September 8, 2018

Universal slut excuse

The excuse that EVERY slut uses for being a whore and sleeping with someone else's man.

"If you were taking care of your man, he wouldn't be cheating on you with me".

"oh, the Universal slut excuse , classic. "

by 84hf84ujfjj October 19, 2008