Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

turtlehead touching cloth

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018

india is trucking garbage

it means bajne me dhadak dhadak is fucking gay

You know, India is trucking garbage.

by I dont need ur help September 12, 2020

reverse pp touching

when you touch hers instead

hey you wanna do some reverse pp touching?

by nolanjhhh January 11, 2021

Touching Tails

How the avatar people have sex.

Guy1: Jake and Neytiri totally touched tails during that sex scene.
Guy2: Yeah I saw there were totally touching tails.

by beaver bandit9 December 28, 2009

space trucking

Getting drunk, high, or otherwise inebriated. Most preferably on 40s or other cheap recreational drugs.

Sup, space trucking?

by Space Trucker June 21, 2010

tummy touching

Some perverted thing that vanilla people do. You sensually place your hand on the stomach of your lover, hand under their shirt in order to keep the affair private. It is an erotic exchange of tummies and touch.

I like tummy touching my one true love because his tummy is cute and cuddly and he's hung.

by Anthonysummer October 4, 2017