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Tiger Woods

verb:

To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
by sdevs December 6, 2009
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Tiger-Lilly

An amazingly beautiful girl. if you befriend her she will always be there for you, she's also characterized as being very bold but at times she may be a little shy. Oh and if you ever get the chance to date one, never let her go because you won't meet a better girl than her
Leah: hey who's Tiger-Lilly?

Jane: oh she's the sweetest girl on campus
by Flowerlover88 November 24, 2015
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tiger penis

1. Dried, ground tiger penis, taken orally in the mistaken belief that it will increase one's virility, especially in the Orient.

2. Any substance whose purported benefits are wholly unsubstantiated, and whose use can generally be traced to tradition rather than reason. See rhino horn,Extenze.

3. More generally, any belief, system of beliefs, or practice whose efficacy is derived solely from the placebo effect. See homeopathy, reflexology, astrology.
1. While traveling in Shanghai, John visited the local apothecary for a tincture of tiger penis, in anticipation of his planned prurient pleasures.

2. Dave bought some Extenze after watching an infomercial; alas, it was mere tiger penis and his dreams of turgidity were shattered.

3. Years of backbreaking labor on the ozymandian islands of Dubai compelled Wayne to seek relief in the tiger penis offered by the local alternative medicine establishment, whose treatments' lack of salubrious effects can be traced to Wayne's rationalism.
by John W. Roberts January 26, 2009
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Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010
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Leicester Tigers

Rugby Union team from Leicester, best team in the world. The RWC 2003 squad had 7 players from Tigers in most of the starting line-ups, and Leon Lloyd should play for England.
Person: Who are we playing in the final of the Zurich Premiership?
Person 2: Tigers
Person: Damn, we're gonna get our arses handed to us on a plate!
by Dan S April 24, 2005
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Tigerous

Meagan wishes she was as Tigerous as Cody!
by The God of Bingo October 15, 2011
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The Tiger

A male sun bathes naked with a flaccid penis. When he receives an erection later, there are paler stripes on the penis that gives an illusion of a tiger. (Spray tan for optimum results.)
B-Weav stroked The Tiger yesterday.
by The Tigermaster October 23, 2008
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