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Testiclemonial

A testimonial for anything mildly sex related or uber manly.
Check out these testiclemonials from real Chlamydia owners!
by Gmac Feat. Mikel B January 28, 2009
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Testicles

1. What no one would be here without.
2. Source of extra muscle, adrenaline, and power.
3. What makes feminists hypocritical.
1. Thanks to Adam's testicles, we are here.
2. "Jimmy finally got his testicles today, he's bulking up."
3. Feminists all started out in their daddy's testicles.
by Borck laser December 13, 2008
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Trenticles

Slang word used for an assumed homosexual named Trent. Because Trent enjoys testicles, he is better coined with the named "Trenticle." It is also a play on the word "Tentacles," which is by definition a "flexible appendage on a human." This references a penis which is both flexible and on a human.
T: Mr. Campbell you look very cute today.

C: Why thank you Trenticles, you as well
by cbh2380 February 12, 2018
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sans testicles

To be without testicles.

Pronounced "Sans TESTI-CLEES", emphasis on the final syllable.

First known use was Episode 41 of Family Guy, "Screwed the Pooch", released in 2001.
If Nick isn't going to shut the fuck up, he better start applying for a new passport - because his new name will be "Sans Testicles"

From Family Guy:

Mr. Putersmith: You know Brian, this is a lot like a greek tragedy. Of course you'll be playing the role of Sans testicles.
by TheMicroMoth October 5, 2016
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testicleez

Man that dude really had testicleez!!!
by drgnldy November 21, 2003
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testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.
Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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Testicle T-bone

When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.
Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
by GustyDingus March 24, 2017
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