Tree frogging

When your balls stick to the side of your legs and you do that awkward walk to get them "UN-sticked".

Man school was so awkward, JD was tree frogging.

by Texas chili bowl giver May 20, 2014

threegree

Verb, - when you are the third person to agree, or describing three people that agree

"I threegree with you two" "Jill, Sam, and I threegree that you should go to the hospital and get that looked at"

by Dorcus Kluck April 23, 2015

Tree-railed

Tree falling onto a train track.

The commuters were delayed due to the train track being tree-railed. (submitted by Anthony Gambino)

by tree-railed July 25, 2016

tree buggerer

A term used for someone who is at odds with environmentalists and would prefer to cut down all the trees they possibly could for both fun and profit.

Those of us who travel in conservation circles called the ex-Pravda President the tree buggerer!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Christmas Tree Passage

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009

Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.

All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"

by Sting6996 June 26, 2022

climbed a tree

Describes a sophisticated series of foxy dance moves, too wild and peccable for the common hipster and most Italian dance floors. Even a disco fox runs the risk to get kicked out of a club.

Sebastian: "I Was thrown out of a techno club because I climbed a tree."

by Asianman3000 May 2, 2010