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San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.
Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.
by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019
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Hippity Hop Hippity Hee GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE

Say this when someone's in your tree
HIPPITY HOP HIPPITY HEE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE
by Yeetord February 14, 2020
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Crunkleberry Tree

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"
"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"
by MojoNojo February 17, 2009
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Peeled Out of His Tree

Absolutely ripped beyond recognition of their species. Such a mass monster that you can see their bellend musculature through their speedos while in antarctical environments such whereas polar bears live and thrive.
Ben ,who gets beaten by his father, is not yet peeled out of his tree
by cuml July 14, 2021
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Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.
Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.
by Aguirrez May 19, 2008
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Tree of Life

Some people consider the tree of life as a religious item. The roots in the underworld, the branches up into the heavens, and the trunk here on Earth as a connection to the two worlds. Broader, the tree is considered a metaphor for spiritual growth. It is also the way all life is interconnected. There are many different versions of the Tree of Life.
Woah Eywa from Avatar is a Tree of Life!
by kaitymo December 13, 2010
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Tea Tree Oil

Amazing oil with many uses.

-Use on piercings, to reduce swelling
-Use with warm water for all-purpose non-toxic disinfectant cleaner
-Used as massage oil

Smells like crap
Person 1: Damnit, my cartilage piercing has a bubble on it.
Person 2: Put some TTO(Tea Tree Oil) on it. It smells like shit, but it works.
by poopy12312344 May 14, 2010
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