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going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.
I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.
by jeffbo June 23, 2009
mugGet the going trafficalmug.

swagg-traffic

The build up of slow walking gangsta kids, who stand in the middle of school hallways talking, dapping etc., which makes other kids late to class.

Definition by N.W - THS
Teacher: - Do you have a pass for why you were late to class?

You: - Sorry, there was alotta swagg-traffic in the main lobby.
by Dictionary of Swagg October 20, 2010
mugGet the swagg-trafficmug.

traffic lights

a toking game. Usually one toke pass, but you dont breathe out until you are next passed the doochie. See ninja death swords if you wanna get truly wreckup.
We only got one spliff left, so traffic lights yeh?
by grief March 15, 2004
mugGet the traffic lightsmug.

Traffic Cone

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.
Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...
by Little T mart July 30, 2009
mugGet the Traffic Conemug.

Traffic DJ

A traffic DJ plays loud music in his car, usually rap, with his sunroof down and all his windows open. Especially annoying during heavy traffic commutes.
I had to drive an entire hour in a traffic jam next to a traffic DJ. It sucked.
by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019
mugGet the Traffic DJmug.

Traffic day's

Traffic day's means the the last past days have been very long
I have been having traffic day's
mugGet the Traffic day'smug.

Traffic Jesus

A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.
Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."

Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."
by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017
mugGet the Traffic Jesusmug.

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