traffic jacking

The process of masturbating while operating a motor vehicle.
Yo Jackson, let me borrow your car. I need to do some traffic jacking.
by TheActionJackson December 08, 2013
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swagg-traffic

The build up of slow walking gangsta kids, who stand in the middle of school hallways talking, dapping etc., which makes other kids late to class.

Definition by N.W - THS
Teacher: - Do you have a pass for why you were late to class?

You: - Sorry, there was alotta swagg-traffic in the main lobby.
by Dictionary of Swagg October 18, 2010
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traffic lights

a toking game. Usually one toke pass, but you dont breathe out until you are next passed the doochie. See ninja death swords if you wanna get truly wreckup.
We only got one spliff left, so traffic lights yeh?
by grief March 15, 2004
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Traffic Cone

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.
Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...
by Little T mart July 30, 2009
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traffic cuts

Traffic cuts is when a motorist, either stuck behind a wreck or is unable to merge before their lane ends, who then either speeds up and cuts you off; or sits with their front end in your lane, turn signal on, forcing other drivers to either let the asshole "take cuts" or drive around them.
"Did you just see that asshat take traffic cuts in front of that school bus? Hopefully the diver got his license plate and is dialing 911 right now."
by wpb6969 August 08, 2013
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Traffic Jesus

A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.
Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."

Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."
by SeñorFrog January 24, 2017
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