A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
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The special rules apply in the home games of Man Utd, in favour of them by the referees.
Coined by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.
Coined by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.
by mook8 September 24, 2009
Get the old traffordish mug.The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
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Get the Slovakian Traffic Cone mug.A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.
by scottster July 25, 2006
Get the traffic clot mug.Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.
That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.
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