buy a tractor

a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth

that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.
hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight

by farmkid March 7, 2009

Swiss Tractor

A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.

The swiss tractor dropped an absolute stinker today and costed us the game.

by stevealex June 29, 2021

Tractor factor

An amount of time added to any journey in a rural area to allow for getting stuck behind slow moving agricultural vehicles or coming across farm animals in the road.

I know it's only half an hour away but I'm setting off now to allow for tractor factor.

by heppers July 22, 2017

Alabaman Tractor

fucking your sister and cousin ferociously while you sit on your cousin's back in a crawling position with your sister keeping her legs crossed behind your back to keep a steady hold on you while you fuck her

"damn did you hear about that guy that fucked his sister and cousin?"

"yeah they did the alabaman tractor."

by Iyahxsisive November 7, 2020

tractor dick

When you have a tiny penis so you tie a rope around your small cock and drive forward enlarging your small embarrassing cock

Man my dick i so small i think i need tractor dick

by Liamcoultas1 October 26, 2017

remuera tractor

A large SUV or Peoplemover that is used only on city streets in a mistaken belief that it is safer than a car or station wagon. Replaces Remuera Battletank

Ratehr than drive a simple station wagon, most suburbanites prefer something huge and permanenet 4wd like a Remuera Tractor.

by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005

Chocolate Tractor

Generic term for any arcade or amusement park game that rewards player with chocolate and lolly rewards by means of a pusher cycling backwards and forwards. Pusher sometimes resembles a tractor with plough attachment on front.

For the money we spent on the chocolate tractor today, and considering what we won, we would have been better off just buying chocolate at Kmart.

by alimo88 May 23, 2009