chinese torpedo

A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.

John couldn't believe how far Julie shot her Chinese Torpedos when he brought her to orgasm!

by HeatherPleather February 27, 2008

russian torpedo

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.

It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

by Charon May 27, 2006

touted

something that is very hyped, which everybody talks about, therefore, everybody wants it.

USC got a new recruit this year. OJ Mayo is a highly touted player.

by mfo October 27, 2007

TordEdd

One of the gay ships of eddsworld and for some reason there are hardly any shippers of this kawaii ship
Also MOST TomTord shippers want to crush this ship

TordEdd shipper: do you ship TordEdd?
Person: what's TordEdd?
TordEdd shipper: it's a ship between Tord and Edd

Person: :P oki

by Im _Fandom_trash June 23, 2017

Salty Torpedo

A slang term for penis.

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!

by PotCulture February 28, 2011

Trucker Torpedo

A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.

I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today

by johnnyjr September 23, 2019

cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.

I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020