toobin

Spanking your monkey on a ZOOM call and thinking Mute turned your camera off.

Guy was Toobin during the staff meeting.

toobin by illybay721 October 20, 2020

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Toobin

When you misunderstand someone asking to see your jacket as them asking to see you jack-it.

Yes, that is my penis. I apologize! I guess I was Toobin.

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Passing a dookie or other bodily fluid while attending a video conference. Clothing is optional.

I just passed the fattest Toobin while on that meeting call.

Toobin by Big Cat 911 October 20, 2020

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Beating your meat live on a business video call as your coworkers watch.

Toobin by y.cole October 20, 2020

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The act of masturbating during a conference call, particularly over a video call service such as Zoom or Skype.

"Hey, did you hear about the guy who got suspended from the New Yorker?"

"Yeah, Jeffrey got caught toobin' on a Zoom call"

Toobin by Doin Mypart October 20, 2020

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One who leans so far to the left; the right is ignored during a Zoom call.

Jeffrey decided to Toobin during a Zoom call and, although his right hand is functional, developed Carpal Tunnel syndrome in his left hand.

Toobin by Biden2029 October 20, 2020

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Too·bin

Verb

1) To expose oneself sexually in front of a webcam.

2) Unintentionally showing your genitalia on a Zoom call.

My roommate walked in and caught me lubin' and Toobin, I'm never going to live it down.

Toobin by SpudSmasher October 20, 2020

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