Fuck, I'd swap tongs with you right now. If you know what I mean...
The two men really enjoyed swapping tongs.
The two men really enjoyed swapping tongs.
by bbsassquatch August 01, 2022
Someone who was pulled out of his mothers vagina with tongs at birth and still has the impressions on his head, or just a nice derogatory name to call someone you dont like.
by Krisoff July 24, 2004
A smelly tong is a tong that has been through a series of crappy events. This is often screamed out of the window as a profanity, or One would call themselves a smelly tong when handling their own poo!
A smelly tong is someone's dirty digits. Typically a "smelly tong" would consist of your thumb and index finger, both which have been shoved inside of your crack so that you can savor your flavor.
A smelly tong is someone's dirty digits. Typically a "smelly tong" would consist of your thumb and index finger, both which have been shoved inside of your crack so that you can savor your flavor.
by Turkey D November 13, 2010
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