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Quadir Tonge

A perfect boy who loves special someone. He follows anything she says and will do anything for her. he dies to have sexual intercourse and will live the rest of his life with her and secretly hate who she would go out with because he knows she deserves better.
I want to be loved by a Quadir Tonge
by Swag Boy March 8, 2015
mugGet the Quadir Tongemug.

Tong uts

came from the Filipino word Utong, which is Nipple in english..
Nice tong uts! lol!
by arjinn May 23, 2010
mugGet the Tong utsmug.

tong head

Someone who was pulled out of his mothers vagina with tongs at birth and still has the impressions on his head, or just a nice derogatory name to call someone you dont like.
Hey Jesse, you're being a real tonghead.
by Krisoff July 24, 2004
mugGet the tong headmug.

Smelly Tong

A smelly tong is a tong that has been through a series of crappy events. This is often screamed out of the window as a profanity, or One would call themselves a smelly tong when handling their own poo!

A smelly tong is someone's dirty digits. Typically a "smelly tong" would consist of your thumb and index finger, both which have been shoved inside of your crack so that you can savor your flavor.
Ex: Smelly TONG!

Ex: Smelly Tong, you've done wrong.
by Turkey D November 16, 2010
mugGet the Smelly Tongmug.

Zi Tong

Zi Tong is a multipurpose term that can be used as a noun or an adjective.

It's not just one specific person or anything, but anyone can be a Zi Tong, or act like a Zi Tong.

One can even have the condition of Zi Tongitus.

Zi Tong can be a person, it can be contagious, or a state of mind, or a certain behaviour.

It's versatile, deep, and meaningful.
Stop being a Zi Tong omg

You have Zi Tongitus
by IHaveExolosis March 1, 2020
mugGet the Zi Tongmug.

James Tonge

A tall lanky German bloke who likes beasteality
Hay is that james Tonge fucking that horse
by Jimbober2535 December 19, 2021
mugGet the James Tongemug.

tong-heelpher

Slight wearing of the clitorus due to being a flip-wreck
Cor blimey guv' I've typed too hard now I got a right old tong-heelpher
by dude May 19, 2003
mugGet the tong-heelphermug.

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