Tom

Short, just short
if you put him next to a preschooler they would be the same Hight.

Toms a short cunt.

by oscibeans February 15, 2022

Tom-Tom

One who is very queer. Normally only acts queer but is also know to think queer thoughts, say queer things, and sometimes even dances like a flaming homo.

I am so sick of Tom-Tom being all queer around me. I swear to God he if he dances like a flaming homo one more time I'm gonna-

by tom_toms.worst.nightmare November 28, 2009

Tom

Tom the bomb is by far the most awesome brother this world has to. He is a funny witty dude who doesn't know how to shave, and I'm pretty sure he has a phobia of having his hair cut, but ah well no one is perfect. Except me. Alas, I digress. He's a good brother when he's not skyping his woman or playing skyrim, which is never, but he gives awesome hugs so I ain't complaining. Blonde hair, freaky grey blue eyes and the cutest little button nose on this planet. A comrade in arms and a WoW player to boot.

I wish I had a brother like Tom... Yeah well, sucks for you.

Tom really needs to stop playing Skyrim...and being such a player. Seriously dude, you're making me look bad.

by Gibus December 13, 2013

tom

is a dollar store discount isle version of taylor swift. also semi autistic

man tom is such a discount taylor swift is my best friend so i can say this shit about him

by me..me November 08, 2018

Tom

To tom is an English slang term commonly used to describe a situation where a couple is engaging in intercourse and the man surprises the woman by switching from vaginal to anal intercourse.

You should have seen the look on her face when I tommed her.
She'll be really upset when I tom her tonight.

by Max Tower June 26, 2007

Tom

Probably the biggest idiot you'll meet. A Tom owns multiple cars, none of which work and spends his days adjusting his nuts. Tom is renowned as having a large package but never gets any girls because he never tries due to crippling self hatred. Tom was voted least-likely to succeed in high school, and again in college due to his inability to read. Probably will end up directing porno movies for a meager living.

Tom

by Big T, the small D March 22, 2020

Tom

Everybody just wants to be liked and accepted. Except for a Tom, a Tom doesn't give a shit.

Anybody named Tom can apply to this.

by sidloverXOXO May 01, 2018